And did you all sit in an English garden waiting for the sun to come up while eating your eggmen? I'm hoping LSD wasn't involved in the making of breakfast as much as it was when the song was written.
Peter: "Did you know that girls like pink Momma? And purple. Do you like purple?"
12/31/11
While we're hiking Peter says: "Ugh. I'm all billed out guys." It took us a minute to realize he had replaced tuckered out with billed out.
12/14/11
I'm trying to put chapstick on his lips but Peter doesn't like it so he tells me: "No Momma. If your lips are chapped you just put slobber on them like this [he licks his lips]. See? Slobber makes your lips feel all better."
11/17/11
Me: "Peter -- please go play in your room. You're kind of in my hair today."
Peter: "Well you've been in my NOSE today Momma!"
10/27/11
When Travis was trying to get Peter to leave the Ronald McDonald House at the hospital.
Peter: "But I don't wanna leave the Old MacDonald House!"
10/8/11
Peter hands Travis a cup with water, milk, and juice all mixed together.
Peter: "Here you go Daddy, have some sloopie."
Travis: "MMMmm. Why's it called sloopie?" Peter: "Because when you drink it, your eyes go all sloopie."
10/5/11
Peter saw a guy wearing a stocking cap and (while laughing hysterically) said : "He's wearing a sock on his head Momma!"
9/9/11
Me: "You need to go to time out now. We don't lock doors."
Peter: "That's okay. I like time out."
Me: !!
8/30/11 (while I was putting Peter to bed) Peter: "But there are monsters outside!" Me: "Well it's a good thing me and Daddy locked the doors up nice and tight." Peter: "Oh! Fank you Momma!"
8/28/11
(while patting Benji's hair)
Peter: "Aww. He has softie duckling fluff!"
6/30/11
(After I told Peter he couldn't do something - yet again)
Peter: "No Momma. I have a sign that says "No saying no Momma!"
6/10/11
Peter: "His name is Benji, but I just call him Benj."
5/8/11
Peter: "What you doing there Mommy?"
Me: "I'm putting on my makeup."
Peter: "Oh. So you don't scare Daddy."
5/7/11 Me: "Mommy's big belly is gone." Peter: "Now we can wrestle Mommy!"
4/17/11 Peter: [singing] "Hunky Dunky sat on a wall. Hunky Dunky had a great fall."
4/4/11 [While playing duck, duck, goose] Peter: "Okay Mommy and Daddy. Now you two can quack like ducks."
3/30/11 Peter: "Ready, Steady, Set, Go!"
2/24/11 Peter: "Ma-chelle! Ma-chelle! Could you come snuggle wif me?"
2/20/11 Me: What did you learn about in nursery today? Peter: About Jesus. He is our friend. He doesn't hit us and he doesn't bite us.
1/27/11 [While watching me peel sweet potatoes for dinner] Peter: "Sweet botatoes - you are all naked!"
11/26/10 Petey: "Do you have a freight car Grandpa?" Petey: "He said no." (He kept asking my Dad this ALL day long)
11/19/10 Mom "Do the cows eat the hay the tractors cut?" Peter: "Um...nope. They just eat rocks and bread."
10/19/10 Peter saw a guy wearing a cowboy hat and said: "He's wearing a howdy hat!"
10/13/10 Peter: "You look like a princess Mama." [I was wearing a long blue dress for a church meeting]
9/7/10 [pulling a chair up next to Trav] Peter: "How's you work Dada?"
8/26/10 [while running with a big basketball-like bouncy ball] Petey: "It's a bounskitball!"
8/22/10 [While saying prayers - we're trying to get him to think of things to say on his own] Petey: "Fank {thank} you for mouthesses {mouths}."
7/31/10 Dad: "Did you hurt your nose?" Peter: "I hurt mine mustache." (pointing to his upper lip)
2 smart remarks:
Oh, the things that he thinks.....
And did you all sit in an English garden waiting for the sun to come up while eating your eggmen? I'm hoping LSD wasn't involved in the making of breakfast as much as it was when the song was written.
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